Look. It's Delicious. Do I Have To Explain It?

Ladies, gentlemen, small children, family pets, I am far, far too lazy to entertain you with artful wordplay. Picture a big ol' slab of rock. Now tell that rock to do a flip and entertain you. You will have just an ever so slightly smaller amount of luck with this young man this fine evening. However, I have pictures, the pansy-blogger's way out.

Here. Eat a couple jabuticaba. Chomp the seeds, but spit out the skins. It's like a grape from a parallel universe. I like that universe, it's juicy and delicious. 

Jabuticaba, Like a Messed Up Grape Full of Happiness