I Like Cereal Like I Like World Peace...A Lot

Cultural differences. You want 'em? I got 'em, beautiful. Let's start with cereal, because I had that business for breakfast my friend. In addition, I believe that food is one of the easiest ways to identify and share some culture with you people, so expect to see more funky food photographs. And quit whining about hipsters, these aren't pictures of my cheeseburger because it had organic parsley on top. Chill out.

Sucrilhos. The  box is different, the name is funky and directly translates to "Cornflakes", WHICH IS A LIE, A BIG FAT FIB, and they're still delicious. So relax. The frosty deliciousness that Tony promotes is safe in Brazil.

You want some milk? No problem, buddy. Lift a flap and cut it right off. Kinda different, I guess, the carton's a little weird...

BUT HOLD UP we need more different. Let's store the unopened milk in the closet. Here, milk is magic. It does not go bad like milk, by nature and reputation, is supposed to. This frightens me on a primal level, but hey. I like cereal, man. What am I supposed to do?

Good job, you are now more cultured and will be able to eat cereal in Brazil like an educated gentleman or gentlelady. If you seek more of these scrumptious tidbits of Brazilian-flavored culture, please, come back soon. If you're on the internet, chances are you already have too much free time. May as well do something interesting and semi-productive. Come and learn my friends. 

Much love and adoration,

-Ooo Cereal, Get In Mah Belleh